The question is: What Do Retired People Do All Day? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, [...]
Archive > October 2008
Duck joke.
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, ‘Hang on! You’re a duck.’ ‘I see your eyes are working,’ replies the duck. ‘And you can talk!’ exclaims the barman. ‘I see your ears are working, too,’ says the duck. ‘Now [...]