Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast [...]
Archive > August 2008
Pingcrawl…wha’s ‘at then?
I have Pingcrawl installed apparently! Just can’t find it to twiddle with it. Had better post a post then and see if Pingcrawl shows up. Where are you? (EDIT: Ah! There you are. Let’s see what you do and then decide if you can stay.) Related Blogs Related Blogs on crawl Woman With Muscular Dystrophy [...]
I love a good rant. Don’t you?
Apparently this splendid example of spleen venting is attributable to Keith Olbermann – ‘Countdown’ If he delivered it on one breath that would really be impressive too. When I first read it I couldn’t stop myself from hearing it in the voice of John Cleese a.k.a. Basil Fawlty. President Bush has resorted anew to the [...]
Tax doesn’t need to be taxing.
But explaining it does.
BAR ROOM ECONOMICS Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth [...]
A warning from history?
I hope not.
St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter Heaven. He asks the next one in line, “So who are you, and what did you do on Earth?” The fellow says, “I’m Barrack Obama, and I was the first Black man to be elected President of the United States.” [...]
Gary Glitter where are you now?
Sure let him into the UK…..via Terminal 5 and hopefully he can remain lost in transit for the next 40 years. Bit like my luggage. Nah, not nearly bad enough. Will work on this a bit more, or maybe I just can’t be arsed. Related Blogs Related Blogs on bastard The 55DSL’s Junior Lucky Bastard [...]
DoFollow is the new NoFollow!
If, like me, you are getting more than a little browned off with being told what to do by a bunch of twats at the “Plex” you may feel inclined to take off the wretched NoFollow tags from your blogs and let the Link Love flow! Look for the sign of freedon to Follow! Related [...]
Do you “get” art?
Go with me on this one….. Think Globally/Act Locally AKA Bananaman Please work your way through the videos and if you have a life changing experience or just get a bit older don’t call me or tell me about it because I just can’t get that image of Bananaman out of my head.
Viz quotes apparently!
I just found these languishing in my e-mail box, thought they were worth an airing. They are all apparently from Viz magazine but without any quotes from Billy the Fish I am not too sure. It is said that gentlemen prefer blondes. I hope then that lesbians prefer brunettes, otherwise we might have to organise [...]
YouTube censor Pat Condell?
Now I don’t believe in Roswell, aliens and think Elvis is well and truly dead so please don’t think that am a conspiracy nut, nope, cynical yes! But what is going on at YouTube? Please take a look at this- YouTube or OurTube. Then also Fiddling the ratings? Now, I don’t know what is going [...]
